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Joke of the Day
"Five second rule? Pfft. What's the point of having an immune system if you're not going to use it?"
Next Joke
"Woman next to me at coffee shop just asked a guy who's farther away to watch her computer for a sec. Devastated."
"Fart Joke Why don't women fart? They don't get an arsehole until they get married!"
"Whenever my girlfriend doesn't eat her dinner, I remind her that there are starving kids in Africa, and that she'll never be that skinny."
"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
"A man walks into a bar. A man walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender looks up and shouts at him, ""Hey, where the fuck are you going with my bar stool?!"""
"What do you call a Cow on the moon? A Moo - nwalker"
"How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes."
"I'll be shaking hands with business people in front of a globe today if any stock photographers want to make some easy cash."
"How is your job and your wife different? I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done"