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Joke of the Day

"I asked my friend ""Do you know any other word for a big rock?"" He said ""Boulder?"" I said **""Do you know any other word for a big rock?""**"

"What do I have in common with middle Eastern women? We both get stoned to death on a regular basis in public.. And nobody around seems to mind.. And some people ask for hits.."

"What's black and sits at the top of stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."

"The difference between me & normal people is the normal"

"My asian friend told me a hilarious joke today... Unfortunately, I had reddit be-4chan."

"When my doctor gives me a prostate exam I like to moan ""Mmmm, deeper."" Freaks him out, but not as much as when I try to cuddle afterward."

"heres my To Do List - become the new kfc colonel, mess with texas, invent a new animal just to piss off scientists"

"""I gotta 'A' in spelling"" Tony told his father. ""You dope!"" he replied. ""There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"""

"If resting on one's laurels is like sitting on your butt and a ""hardy"" is a hard-on... Does that mean that the combination of Laurel and Hardy makes Dickbutt?"

"Kim Jong Un has become so fat We now refer to him as Kim Jong Deux."