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Joke of the Day

"heres my To Do List - become the new kfc colonel, mess with texas, invent a new animal just to piss off scientists"

"Why did the coach go to Aldi? To get his quarterback."

"Wanna hear a good joke? My sex life! Excuse me while I cry now.."

"Exclamation point rules ! - good !! - excited !!! - awesome !!!! - starting to get creepy !!!!! - cheerleader creepy !!!!!! - own 20 cats"

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist fucks."

"""Doesn't it feel good to Payless?"" no, i want to be rich & shop at good stores"

"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.. you racist bastard!"

"What do you get if you fuck an Antarctic penguin? A Chilly Willy."

"How do you win a Scandinavian race? By crossing the Finnish line!"

"I wish my race was bred fast and strong... Oh wait, no I dont."