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Joke of the Day

"When my doctor gives me a prostate exam I like to moan ""Mmmm, deeper."" Freaks him out, but not as much as when I try to cuddle afterward."

"Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale? It's the most basic drink there is."

"This mothers day send the gift of Microsoft Office Word to your mother"

"What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap? She had a ball"

"How do you fit an elephant in a teacup? You take the f out of way. ~~say it out loud if you don't get it~~"

"An English man asked an American how he liked his tea The American replied, ""in the harbor."""

"The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising."

"I saw a gay bar with the entrance boarded up, but it was open... Everyone goes in the back door anyway"

"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."

"Jesus hands his iPhone to da Vinci, ""hey can you get one of me and my best buds? thanks man! HEY EVERYONE GET ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE TABLE"""