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Joke of the Day

"What's black and sits at the top of stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."

"Two young men walk into a bar I dont know what happened then I was outside"

"When someone slings shit at me, I like to duck and let it hit the person stabbing me in the back."

"Knock Knock A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Interrupting Dyslexic Cow B: Interrupting Dys-- A: OOOOOOOOOM!"

"Send me one more game request and I'm showing up at your house hammered, at 4am, naked and demanding a game of Twister..."

"What do you call a Phillipino contortions? A manilla folder"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if they'll fit."

"My favorite knock knock joke * knock knock * -whose there? * hapch * -hapch who? * Bless you!"

"Why did they make the toilet paper so hard in North Korea? Because the Party wants to make every asshole Red."

"Promoting religious concepts is a sin"