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Joke of the Day

"What's black and sits at the top of stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."

"Someone asked where I'm from and I said Wisconsin. She got excited, ""Like That '70s Show!"" and I clarified, ""More like Making a Murderer."""

"A new ISIS cell has been discovered in Italy They will be called Italian ices"

"So Donald Trump is now the President of the United States I certainly DNC that coming"

"I named my son Kidding Me so whenever people say ""Are you kidding me"" he has to say yes. This is a bad joke thanks for your time"

"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?[OC] (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus."

"I can't follow these instructions on how to apply fake eyebrows They are way over my head"

"What does a baby computer call its father? Data."

"What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow? Cows are real."

"You could film me for a month and still not have enough footage for a 30 second 'Rocky training' typed montage of my productiveness at work."