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Joke of the Day

"The difference between me & normal people is the normal"

"NSFW how much sperm does a gay guy have? A butt load"

"What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead - I'll just hang around."

"Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth then it becomes a soap opera"

"Went to the Planetarium to do some stargazing but I didn't see one celebrity. Rip-off!"

"What's worse than having spiders on your piano? Having crabs on your organ."

"""It's not you, it's me."" -Twins looking at some family photos"

"78% of parenting is spent anxiously praying they don't notice the minuscule lego piece you just vacuumed up."

"Two doe walk out of a casino... One looks at the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks."""