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Joke of the Day

"I saw a billboard on the way to work this morning that read ""Future Events."" Well, that's a sign of things to come."

"What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line!"

"When God eats mushrooms He has delusions of regular."

"Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, . . but . . . . not each others phones..!"

"What sound does an Italian American microwave make? Bada bing!"

"What's a catholic's favourite type of car? A convertible."

"absolutely disgusting that we as a society are still okay with people making hats out of cowboys"

"Whenever I see a hot girl on the streets I'm like HOLY CRAP I'M OUTSIDE."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Tripping... J.K. Rowling"

"She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, we are both very unprepared for this cold weather"