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Joke of the Day
"When God eats mushrooms He has delusions of regular."
Next Joke
"What is the most religious medicine? The Deacon gestant"
"Turkeys are crazy. They hunch down and freeze in groups in grocery store coolers to elude hunters. Must be a safety in numbers thing."
"If you've been kind to nature, birds will rescue you through your sunroof in a traffic jam and fly you to their kingdom"
"I wonder how long it took Lincoln to decide that just saying ""87 years"" wasn't nearly hip enough."
"Three stages of life. * Birth * What the hell is going on?!? * Death"
"What do gay horses eat? Heeeeeyyyyyyy"
"LPT: To baby-proof your home: put your front doorknob like 4 feet off the ground so the babies can't reach it. Then those fuckers won't get in!"
"Did you hear about the baker who always fantasized about being a king? He walked into his bread oven room and said, ""All rise."""
"When someone tries to hand me a baby, I say, ""No, thanks. I'm vegetarian."""