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Joke of the Day
"When God eats mushrooms He has delusions of regular."
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"Adobe released a new digital ruler today. It's a bit short though, so they codenamed it... Napoleon, because it's a short ruler. No, seriously: http://xdce.adobe.com/mighty/"
"Marriage is a three ring circus... ...first there is the engagement ring, then the wedding ring and then comes the suffering."
"If you were on a bus full of queers, Would you stay on or get off? My physics teacher told me that one."
"As a Jew, I refuse to enter any steam room or sauna until I've seen other people come out."
"I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus."
"Whats a Floridian hookers favorite drink? Sunny-D"
"Why isn't Hungary's capital city called ""Very"""
"PMS jokes aren't funny PERIOD."
"Apparently if you call out your own name while masturbating they will kick you off this ferris wheel."