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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line!"

"ah, mercury's going retrograde, that explains why i accidentally squandered my entire youth"

"What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard? His garden hoes."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything."

"Jokes are like food... Not everyone gets it."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow of all of his Pixar movies except for one. He's never gonna give you Up"

"If ""the big one"" hits L.A., they say the sewer system will be out of commission for six months. So how will they tell?"

"[Leaving ballgame] Officer: have you been drinking? Me: Yes, but I assure you officer I can't afford to get drunk there."

"Girl just asked me to talk dirty so I described the space behind my fridge."

"Found this diet that's supposed to make you paper-thin. I'm trying to get into the Guinness Book of Records."