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Joke of the Day
"What's a catholic's favourite type of car? A convertible."
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"Always wear clean underwear, In case you are abducted by aliens"
"I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem."
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? Cause it scares the fuck out of the dogs"
"Why did Hitler commit suicide ? He got freaked out when he received the gas bill."
"Drag slicks are a lot like condoms... ...you don't really mind a broken one until you realize how expensive it's going to be."
"I heard they were gonna make a movie about Michael Jackson It was gonna be titled ""50 Shades of Black""."
"Is it hot in here, or is it just me? - Joan of Arc"
"When there's still peanut butter on the knife after a dishwasher run, I just put it in the drawer because that peanut butter is clean."
"Why do black men cry after sex? From the pepper spray."