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Joke of the Day
"What sound does an Italian American microwave make? Bada bing!"
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"One day, the fridge will take revenge on me, every half hour opening the door to my room, staring at me for a few minutes & then walk away."
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"A blonde joke you probably haven't heard for a while ... Hillary Clinton"
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