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Joke of the Day

"Figure skating is so gay. That's it, Olympics, I'm switching over to Project Runway."

"What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader? I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes? ... A FSHHH"

"My dream girl is basically a pizza in a mini skirt."

"If your dog & your baby are fighting, it's important to leave them to it so that a pack leader can be established."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? (NSFW) You can keep the tip..."

"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? ..To get to the other side!"

"Her: Did you hear that eating curry can get rid of bad memories? Me: So I should take you out for Indian AFTER we have sex?"

"I did a poll on the percentage of EE student that have sex in their life, 2/50 say they have sex. 2 people lied. (its true, they told me after I ask who they have sex with)"

"Oh, topical reference. You sure are about something."

"I once had a job circus sizing elephants. The pay was lowsy, but the tips were huge!"