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Joke of the Day
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? (NSFW) You can keep the tip..."
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"And the award for best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that...it's a tie."
"Okay with female deers & drops of golden sun. But always felt that ""La"" deserved a better identity than ""a note to follow So"""
"My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things in her ear... So I leaned forward and said: ""dishes, bathroom and laundry."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !"
"What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain."
"Jeopardy gum If Jeopardy! champion Arthur Chu started a candy company, the gum would have a locomotive on the wrapper, and would be called - get this - Chu Chew!"
"I posted a video of john Cena recently and set it to private."
"I would never feed you to the wolves. You're too toxic and I like dogs."