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Joke of the Day

"My dream girl is basically a pizza in a mini skirt."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chamber alive..."

"President Clinton to maid: Mam can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away."

"What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce? Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer."

"Some racists say black people are just white people that were left in the oven too long... If that's true, then all black people would be jewish."

"Sergeant Miller! Yes sir? I didn't see you at the camouflage training yesterday! Thank you sir!"

"If you buy organic and don't tell someone about it, is it still organic?"

"Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!"

"ME: I'm heading to the shop ROOMMATE: What are you going to get? ME: [wearing a wedding dress] Compliments"

"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his whopper."