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Joke of the Day
"Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? A tire."
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"Did you hear about the gay dog? It was a Golden Receiver."
"Q: What happens if a monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: They become Flatman and Ribbon."
"My friend overheard me saying I could go for some malt liquor. Instead, the bastard got me a box of Whoppers. ""What the hell is this?!"" I said. ""Suck on them. Now, you're a *malt licker*!"""
"In Australia your best friend and your worst enemy are both called a.. Cunt"
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great."
"WAITER: how was everything ME: [rubbing belly] so delicious. thank u WAITER: great. please stop rubbing my belly"
"Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city? Because it was mini apple list."
"If you die in a plane crash, you also die in real life. That's just what I heard."
"How do you know when you've fucked an apple? When you're in cider"