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Joke of the Day
"Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? A tire."
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"Breast Inplants They such a silly-con"
"Have any of you realized that the self checkout has the sexiest cashier's?"
"Ugh, once again scratched my monocle falling asleep on my pile of gold coins."
"Donald Trump is what happens when a YouTube commenter makes a billion dollars."
"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, im going in!"
"""Because Fuck you, that's why!"" is a perfectly legitimate response to any question."
"Marriage in New Jersey should be between a tan and a woman."
"Q: What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A: A hobby horse."
"Trump: ""Knock knock."" Donald Trump: ""Knock knock."" - Who's there? ""No way-Jose"" - No way-Jose who? ""No way-Jose getting over that fucking WALL"""