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Joke of the Day
"I once had a job circus sizing elephants. The pay was lowsy, but the tips were huge!"
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"Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years."
"Pretty sure my first black friend was ""The Wire."""
"Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth? Our miscarriage."
"Batman Begins Twerking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"
"If you're looking for me to be more tasteful and tender, marinate me in whiskey."
"My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day... Not really relaxing, as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out, ""60 Watts - Made in China."""
"What would you call a set of old school rapper emojis? Em-OGs"
"Finding Money Reaching into a pair of pants and finding a wad of money is a great feeling . . . . until the person wearing the pants starts screaming."
"Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel? Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far"