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Joke of the Day
"I once had a job circus sizing elephants. The pay was lowsy, but the tips were huge!"
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"Hey dad, the hospital called, patients are trying to rest, could you please turn down your television."
"""I gave that guys wife a pearl necklace"" -Oysters"
"An abstinence ring and a wedding ring are essentially the same thing. Both come with lack of sex."
"There's been a toothpaste scandal. The press have called it Col-Gate."
"I got head from a blind woman She didn't see it coming!"
"This clown thing has gone too far I mean, he could very well became our commander in chief in a month or so."
"How do you beat the Islanders? Give 'em a 3 goal lead"
"Nobody gracefully gets out of a beanbag chair."
"Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?"