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Joke of the Day
"Oh, topical reference. You sure are about something."
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"[True Love's gf on 7th day of Christmas, forcing smile] awww Swans! how sweet! thx hon, these 7 birds will go nicely with the other 16 birds"
"I just found out my father's sister doesn't like Jewish people. Its hard to believe I have a relative who is auntie semitic."
"Me: You've got the same stupid duck face in every picture! Daffy: Erm... :|"
"Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases? because they're inbred"
"My daughter gets all bossy when we're playing with her Barbies, but I just smile. Then when she's at school I play with them the way I want."
"I invited OJ Simpson to my Thanksgiving dinner. He's good at carving white meat."
"What type of dog leaves a mark? shar pei"
"Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed? With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed"
"Autocorrect is horrible... I'm so tired of this shirt"