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Joke of the Day

"I illegally watched Hang Over Part 3 online and I still feel like I got ripped off."

"I won the prize for laziest person a live... I got a-trophy"

"What's the difference between new cops and old cops? New Cops: Belly with abs. Old Cops: Belly with Fats."

"I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought, that's the last thing I need."

"Which day do chickens fear most? Fryday."

"I'm starting to hate the U.S. government The NSA appears to be the only department which listens"

"[dinner party] *removing myself from table* Excuse me, I have to take this. *picks up host's dog* *leaves*"

"Only 30's kids will get this... Jesus."

"If you bury someone in the wrong place then you have made a grave mistake."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the dead !"