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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the dead !"
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"I went to Florida, had sex with some gay reptiles and bought some bottles of sports drink I now have gatorades. :("
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur with vertigo? Falloffalottapuss"
"What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider? You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry"
"Wanna hear a joke? March 8."
"I like mixing laxatives and nitrous oxide on a regular basis, but it's OK... ...I only do it for shits and giggles."
"""Hey, let's get the guys that built the Obamacare website to update our app!"" - Twitter"
"BREAKING NEWS: They just found Hillary's emails. 30 thousand 'penis enlargement' offers."
"I never knew what nationality Santa was until now. I just found out that he is actually North Polish."
"I'm abandoning Obamacare for Bidencare. Everyone gets a sixer of Natty Light, 2 copies of Hustler from 1978 and a VHS copy of Caddyshack."