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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting to hate the U.S. government The NSA appears to be the only department which listens"

"i blame everything on the illuminati. stale bread? illuminati."

"Male Feminists That's it. That's... that's the joke."

"Jesus isn't one to get angry very often.. But I remember seeing him once looking very cross"

"Why didn't the Jewish Boy Scout come home? He went to the wrong camp. Bonus: I'm a Jewish Boy Scout"

"What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave? Aight I'll calcu-lata"

"What does the Pokemon dentist do? He takes a Pikachu teeth."

"Back in the 70's I met this really cool blind man He was really outta sight!"

"What animal has an asshole on its back? A police horse."

"What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother? Pu-pu puble"