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Joke of the Day
"Which day do chickens fear most? Fryday."
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"I'm not saying that Asians are bad drivers... But I'm beginning to think that Pearl Harbor was an accident."
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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit making 'Airplane' refrences"
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"The phone cops got a new case. It fit snuggly."