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Joke of the Day
"Think you can save humanity? Well, Jesus nailed it."
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"People who say ""the waiting is the hardest part""... ...have never used Viagra"
"Saudi Arabia refuses to even consider allowing women to drive ""safety on the road is our first priority"" said the King spokesman in a recent press conference"
"This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik's Cube. If you kids don't know what a Rubik's Cube is, it's what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones."
"Nothing sucks worse... than a shitty vacuum cleaner"
"What do you call a mexican who lost his car? carlos"
"MY WIFE: [donating blood] ME: That's from both of us"
"Where were the first French fries made? ...in grease"
"I can honestly say that the ""Just Say No!"" approach kept me completely drug free throughout my youth. Whenever I saw a group of kids doing drugs and I asked if I could try some, they just said ""No!"""
"My local supermarket is selling Star Wars-themed cereal... They really are trying to milk the franchise for all its worth."