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Joke of the Day
"Where were the first French fries made? ...in grease"
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"[creating animals] God- I want an animal with 2 humps Angel- And a cute face? G- Yes.. And make them spit at humans A- LOL G- LOL"
"Hellen Keller was the first person to go to Disney land. Don't worry, she didn't know it either."
"Why did 11 eat 12? Cuz 12, 13, 14"
"I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high."
"Bon Jovi published a diet book It's called ""Living on a Pear"""
"A nerdy pastry chef walks up to the girl he likes and says 'your beauty is infinite. . . . . . . just like Pi.'"
"Cat burglar: Quietly steals all your valuables Dog burglar: Eats your ham, sleeps in bed with you for awhile, wakes you up to go out at 3am"
"Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"
"Whats the square root of 69? Ate something"