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Joke of the Day

"Nothing sucks worse... than a shitty vacuum cleaner"

"It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Pokey, but I've turned myself around."

"How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate? He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents."

"Apple recently created a more child-friendly iTouch. It's called the iTouch-Kids."

"Receptionist: ""That lady in the waiting room is picking her nose."" Plastic Surgeon: ""Good! That'll save me some time. Send her right in."""

"The owner of the local pet store let me take a test fish home to see if I'd like one as a pet... ...It was a beta"

"Why did the police drop the charges against the man accused of being an olive branch? Because the charges wooden stick. My humblest apologies. * The case! Drop the case! Ah fuckit."

"How did the chewing gum cross the road? By sticking to the chicken's foot."

"Once you go black, you never go back... unless you're the White House."

"The art of the word ""Fuck"" jk there is no art, art fucking sucks"