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Joke of the Day
"People who say ""the waiting is the hardest part""... ...have never used Viagra"
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"My gilfriend Is like Pokemon go servers. Unreliable Edit: bad spelling in title"
"Best part about marriage? NO MORE CONDOMS!!! Worst part about marriage? No more sex."
"What is a female to male trans person's favourite video game console? The Ex-Box"
"I'm the guy who invented the sandal for people with only one leg. It was a flop. Credit to 'flaggon' from sikipedia"
"[aliens talking] ""They call it a sel-fee"" A photograph of oneself? ""Sometimes several"" But why? ""We have one theory"" Go on ""They're idiots"""
"It's in the Smile A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? a GUMMY BEAR."
"How do you find will smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince."
"A little boy says ""dad I've heard in some parts of africa a man doesn't know his wife until marriage. The dad says...... ""Son that happens everywhere."""