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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a mexican who lost his car? carlos"

"I'm glad they call themselves attorneys-at-law. I wouldn't want to accidently hire an attorney-at-baking or an attorney-at-pottery."

"Birth Control My wife and I had seven kids. We tried using birth control pills, but they kept falling out."

"About to eat at the Cheesecake Factory/commit a hate crime against my butthole."

"I bought a LazyBoy chair last year It's still in the package"

"Doctor Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!"

"What did one slave-owning waffle say to the other slave-owning waffle? L'eggo my n'egro."

"I like my coffee the way I make the women in my life... Dark and bitter."

"What idiot invented fire blankets? You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames."

"My body is a temple Only because it hates Palestine"