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Joke of the Day

"This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik's Cube. If you kids don't know what a Rubik's Cube is, it's what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones."

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"Auto correction can suck my duck."

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"Guess what? Chicken butt"

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