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Joke of the Day
"MY WIFE: [donating blood] ME: That's from both of us"
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"When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken."
"I miss my friend Jack... I loved to listen to music with him."
"Bruce Willis is working on the 5th Die Hard movie! They should call this one ""Just kill me already!!!"""
"Why do they call it Black Friday? Because it's the only day blacks can afford to go shopping"
"I'm basically shuffling papers and watching the clock until the next Batman movie."
"Note to self: ""rubber"" in the US does NOT mean ""eraser"". Bright side: my popularity in this office is at an all time high!"
"I had mostly good days in school until.... PrinciPao was hired. Now it just feels like I'm being told what I can and cannot do."
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic"
"Cinderella If you play Cinderella backwards it's a woman learning her place...."