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Joke of the Day

"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate... They'll kill your dog."

"I told my ex she was cross between a rare coin and female dog. A two faced bitch."

"I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning... gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head."

"What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!"

"We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them? Jokes as in ""why did the chicken cross the road"" not as in ""live wasps""."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!"

"""Go-go-gadget meaningful relationship with daughter,"" the Inspector whispered to his cell phone. But it didn't ring."

"If anyone's hungry there's a cottage cheese sandwich in my sink I'm probably not going to eat"

"""IT'S A BOY!"" I shouted. ""A BOY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY!"" And with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel..."

"When I masturbate at home... I'm at homecoming."