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Joke of the Day

"Accidentally fell asleep at my grandmas funeral Wouldn't you know, I woke up with mourningwood."

"Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally? Her operations were not unprecedented."

"So, its blasphemy you want? Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a sand-nigger."

"How do trees use the Internet? They log on"

"What are a redneck's last words? ""Hey, guys, look what I can do!"""

"Kim Kardashian was robbed of her jewellry in Paris. The robbers had a tip off that she had lots of booty."

"In my next life, I'd like to come back as one of those girls who ""forgets"" to eat."

"Alabama VS. Mississippi A man lived in Alabama. He moved to Mississippi. He raised the IQ in both states."

"Boy: grandma, have you seen my pills? They were labelled LSD. Grandma: f*ck the pills. Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"

"What happened to Ed's girlfriend? Sheeran"