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Joke of the Day

"When I masturbate at home... I'm at homecoming."

"Properly relocating a cavewoman Q: Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair? A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt."

"What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality? One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups."

"What's the difference between feminists and sumo wrestlers Sumo wrestlers shave their legs"

"An old lady at the park said to me today, ""I see your dog's fetching balls.""I said, ""I know he has but, at your age, you shouldn't really be looking."""

"What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France? Linoleum Blownapart"

"Did you hear about the stallion and the mare? They had a stable relationship."

"What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls? Sparky"

"I heard that comedians never tell jokes about the Jonestown massacre. The punchline is too long."

"Here's a tip: When making sad face emoticons, use :( If you use ): that means your mouth fell off and a frisbee is lodged in your forehead"