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Joke of the Day

"What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!"

"Vladimir Putin is dressing up in a taco costume... I guess you could say he was Putin' on the Ritz."

"My friend text me 'what are you doing now?' I replied 'Probably failing my driving test'."

"Forgetting what you went into the kitchen to get is one thing but, it's darn scary when you can't remember why you went into the bathroom!"

"People always ask what's the best sport to watch at home. It's obviously volleyball because I can't whip my dick out in the stands."

"Whenever I stub my toe I automatically blame and hate the next person I see."

"Did you hear about the neutron that robbed the bank? It wasn't charged."

"Is it considered sexual assault to masturbate while cyber bullying? If so, I owe a pretty heartfelt apology to some members of PlaystationNetwork."

"Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail? THE RETAIL STORE!"