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Joke of the Day
"I told my ex she was cross between a rare coin and female dog. A two faced bitch."
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"Whoever stole my dildo can go fuck themselves."
"Mama Bear: Ok but last time Papa Bear: Thanks, babe [she puts on a Goldilocks wig] Mama Bear (falsetto): I can't sleep here! It's toooo hard"
"What's a shrimp boat captain's favorite drink? Hi-C"
"Trying anal is like Washing dry hands with wet soap... ...it doesn't feel the same, but its getting the same job done..."
"They say you should play dead if a bear attacks you. That shouldn't be that hard once he snaps your torso in half."
"Maybe the Titanic really was a ship of dreams... and its dream was to be a submarine."
"Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time!"
"Yo momma is so fat that she was sorted into the House of Pancakes"
"Why is hip hop popular among urban youth? because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air."