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Joke of the Day

"A man has a steering wheel coming out of his fly First man, why is that steering whell coming out of your fly? Second man, It's driving me nuts."

"I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls."

"What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat."

"What breaks when u give it to a toddler? Her hips"

"Yo momma so old.... She has a separate entrance for black men."

"To the jogger clinging to the hood of my car: That's why you run WITH the flow of traffic"

"They aren't making foot rulers any longer Why you ask? If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot"

"How do you keep someone waiting I'll post the answer tomorrow"

"My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."

"Why do Java programmers need glasses? Because they can't C#."