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Joke of the Day
"They aren't making foot rulers any longer Why you ask? If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot"
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"I deliver packages, I came up to a house and a man was sticking his penis through the mail slot. He was giving me a tip."
"What is the clinical name of the surgical procedure performed on a transsexual woman transitioning into a man? Addadictomy"
"Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard. No? Ok, I'll show myself out."
"I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs"
"Most offensive joke I know Why are dollars green? Because jews collect them before they ripen."
"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."