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Joke of the Day

"I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls."

"Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods..... #8 will blow your mind!"

"Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy, but here' say number. Call me maybe. Okay, hello Maybe. I'll leave now."

"Just finished leg day with my new trainer and now I need to replace the stairs in my house with an elevator. Or shower in the kitchen sink?"

"How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before? He has claw marks on his forehead."

"I don't like public bathrooms because people look at me weird when I fully submerge my penis in urinal water to pee."

"I feel so off the grid. I watched the Grampas instead of the Grammys last night."

"A termite walks into a bar and asks: ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"How do you know a chinese thief has broken into your house? All of your rice is gone, your computer is fixed, and the mother fucker is still trying to back out of the driveway."

"How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder."