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Joke of the Day
"To the jogger clinging to the hood of my car: That's why you run WITH the flow of traffic"
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"What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller"
"I feel like not enough people know about the situation in Yemen It's like no one knows Houthis guys are."
"How did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field."
"Alchoholic invester Is liquidating his assets"
"Future generations will never believe Sarah Palin was a real person."
"I once dated a girl with a conch shell tattooed on her inner thigh... If you put your ear up to it you could smell the ocean"
"Man walks into a bar... Ouch. Masochist walks into a bar..."
"My wife says her farts smell like flowers Cauliflowers maybe"
"What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!"