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Joke of the Day
"Why do Java programmers need glasses? Because they can't C#."
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"Racist Jokes Can we please start a thread of just racist jokes? Honestly the jokes here are really lacking we can combat that with crude racism."
"I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy."
"During the security announcement on the plane, they asked us to ""place all loose objects in the overhead compartment"" So I picked up my friend and put her in the overhead compartment."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator"
"How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end."
"Sometimes I find it hard to express myself because FedEx hears me breathing."
"Every woman has an inbox. She carries it with her just in case she gets male."
"""...but Neil Patrick Harris is ok."" (end of many homophobic statements)"
"I realized today why some people spend their lives looking for bigfoot. He doesn't exist."