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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep someone waiting I'll post the answer tomorrow"
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"How does an elephant hide in the jungle? It paints its balls red and climbs up a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries."
"Now then - what's an oxymoron?"
"What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender"
"Just met up with an old friend yesterday I asked where he's been I haven't seen him in years. He replied jail, cops don't approve of you selling pot in a school zone."
"What happened to the engineer who miss labeled all the floor numbers He was wrong on so many levels."
"In hell the Mariachi band never leaves your table."
"Did you know that the Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream?"
"My psychic is a talented blind woman. She has a fifth sense."
"ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza WIFE: so you're not going to share ME: I am not going to share"