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Joke of the Day
"What do you take before every meal? A seat."
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"Why do Asian woman have small breasts? Because her parents accept nothing less than an A."
"Fun prank: a chameleon exhibit with no chameleon."
"What's the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak."
"What do you call an amphibian in disguise? Infrognito."
"How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything lol"
"If my girlfriend caught me telling a sexist joke, she'd get really... emotional"
"My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death ""Jokes on you"" I said ""if I die in battle I'll go straight to Valhalla"""
"What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's? Sheik Shake"
"Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because everyone who is good at running, jumping, and swimming have already made it into the U.S."