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Joke of the Day
"My boobs are nice so I don't have to be."
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"Instead of yelling at jerk who cuts u off in traffic just chuck a realistic rubber snake in their window & yell ""have at him Damian!"""
"I don't like paying for pizza because I hate making my pizza feel like a whore."
"My mom: I was thinking of getting my grandson a drum set for Christmas! Me: Funny. I was just thinking about getting a new mother."
"Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod."
"What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable? I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo."
"Sherlock Holmes leaves the bathroom without flushing... After he exits he tells Watson ""I think I am constipated."" Watson replies. ""No shit Sherlock?"
"are you a cat because i'm feline a connection between us"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up cunts"
"One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese."