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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable? I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo."

"Grandma is doing her best to stay cool. She signed up for some hip surgery."

"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"

"I just read Fahrenheit 451. That book is lit."

"I feel really sad for children with cancer and people who still use BlackBerrys."

"A kid asks his father what a prostitute is. And his father replies: That's a woman who sells her body to have sex. kid: Oh, I thought it was a bitch."

"Sex_al Harass_ _nt All that's missing is ""u"" and ""me""."

"No matter how tired one is, put a computer in front of them and they can stay awake."

"Toaster Settings: 1) I do nothing. 2) I do nothing. 3) I SET THE BREAD ON FIRE!"

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana... and butterflies like margarine."