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Joke of the Day
"Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod."
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"Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is not an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though."
"Reddit's telling me not to spoil the Star Wars movie for anyone... ... too bad my fantasies were already spoiled when Disney bought the rights."
"""i said make him fetch"" yeah? ""what have you done"" he looks pretty fetching to me *dog in shirt & tie* does he have a job interview or somet"
"Went to this zoo in Venezuela and the only animal they had was one dog It was a shih tzu"
"What did the barber say to the Potato? ""You've got eyes on the back of your head!"""
"I like my pasta like I like my prostitues With a little sausage"
"You don't see many dog librarians. Probably because of the barking."
"""I have no advice. I can't talk! I am a building."" -Prison advice"
"My wife can't stand to be around me ever since I retired from voicing Winnie-the-Pooh She says I am becoming unbearable."