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Joke of the Day

"are you a cat because i'm feline a connection between us"

"I'm married to a nut I guess you could say I'm fucking nuts."

"Don't tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you."

"What do you call an origional joke on Reddit? Mine"

"What is Donald Trump's favourite song? Another brick in the wall"

"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump-Kin"

"What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems? Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)"

"I hate how the losers of every election maintain such a high view of themselves... They're conceded"

"Jesus walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries"

"iSpy, with my little ""i"" a lawsuit from Apple for trademark infringement."