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Joke of the Day
"are you a cat because i'm feline a connection between us"
Next Joke
"I saw Tom Hanks today so I asked him for his autograph. He just wrote Thanks."
"Someone just gave me a CD rack, which would have been an awesome gift if this was 1994"
"What is the most popular band in Japan? Fall Out Boy"
"Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan? I don't understand your terms and you keep telling me you have no interest."
"oh cool burger king sells hot dogs now. maybe next week i'll get lasik at staples"
"Worst part about a dead puppy? Walking them is a real drag."
"""I"" before ""E"" except after ""Old MacDonald had a farm"""
"What do you call a happy penguin? A pengrin!"
"A black man, a jew and a retard walk outside the store So I run that fucking nigger over."