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Joke of the Day

"One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese."

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"My girlfriend just broke up with me... ...it's all cool though, she said we could still remain cousins."
"Ever since I started working out every day, I can really see a difference in how accomplished I am as a liar."
"Go ahead, post and claim my tweets as your own. Maybe later, if you like, I'll come satisfy your woman and you can take credit for that too."
"How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company."
"I would tell a mexican joke.. I would tell a Mexican joke but that would be crossing the border.."
"Am I the only one who feels bad breaking a family of bananas in half? This is how sensitive and crazy I am."
"""You'll be visited by 3 ghosts."" ""Will they show me the true spirit of Christmas?"" ""No, they'll try to eat you."" Pac-Man Christmas Carol"
"I'm thinking about having an open casket funeral... Remains to be seen. :D"