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Joke of the Day

"What is the quickest way to get some easy money Saying ""Ive got $200 on Rhonda Rousey to win, any takers?"""

"I am so happy the US Supreme Court legalized gay marriage because I know that now the government and citizens will focus on the really important problems and issues."

"I was writing a paper on my grandfather... But had to stop because he was moving so much."

"Two Nuns are Bike Riding Through Town... One looks to the other, says, ""I've never came this way before!"", to which she replies ""Yeah I know! It's gotta be the cobblestones."""

"I was thinking about spending $100 to watch the boxing match tonight... But why would I spend money to see Mayweather when I can just look outside?"

"The Reddit Button has ended, I'm de-pressed Looks like I waited too long"

"I now pronounce you slowly and phonetically."

"I saw Michael J. Fox in a gardening centre the other day... He had his back to the fuchsia."

"A Special Eid Joke (From my dad) If you hear the words 'Allah-hu-Akbar' during the Eid prayer from anyone but the Imam (prayer leader), run in the opposite direction"

"Lawyers Q:is it true you charge eache question 500 bucks? A:yes. what's the second question?"