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Joke of the Day

"A Special Eid Joke (From my dad) If you hear the words 'Allah-hu-Akbar' during the Eid prayer from anyone but the Imam (prayer leader), run in the opposite direction"

"Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name ""fire place"""

"Dat test though Almost gets a 100% on a test, a STD test....."

"Stop making fun of fat people. They have enough on their plates!"

"Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate."

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. Budum tits."

"The Energizer Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery."

"Had sex with a deaf and blind paraplegic girl. Fucked her senseless."

"Alone floating on a raft in the pool. Asked the neighbor to call my home phone and ask someone to bring me a beer. Work smarter not harder."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven."