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Joke of the Day

"A Special Eid Joke (From my dad) If you hear the words 'Allah-hu-Akbar' during the Eid prayer from anyone but the Imam (prayer leader), run in the opposite direction"

"What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane? Hi Jack!"

"Helped my kid pick out a ""famous past explorer"" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6."

"When two idiots have the same dumb idea... special minds think alike"

"RT if you just read Facebook for the ads"

"Breaking News: Playboy to eliminate nude pictures from their magazine. ""What's a magazine?"" asked every guy under 30."

"I told the wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"What does the ghost of Al Pacino say? Boo-ah!"

"When someone's ignoring me I like to break into their house at night and steal all their shoes. We'll see how busy you are tomorrow."

"[confession booth] me: *sneezes* priest: I'm not falling for that one again dan"