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Joke of the Day

"Two Nuns are Bike Riding Through Town... One looks to the other, says, ""I've never came this way before!"", to which she replies ""Yeah I know! It's gotta be the cobblestones."""

"Jerk chicken and pulled pork... The owner of my favorite restaurant was arrested for beastiality.. That explains why jerk chicken and pulled pork were the only two menu items."

"My girlfriend just found out I've been sleeping with a barmaid I just hope that none of this gets back to my wife!"

"Nephew: Really?! Me: Yup! Go for it! N: *runs into wall* Me: *takes pic* N: *wakes up* Am I at Hogwarts? Me: No, we'll try again later."

"You could put me in any city, and I could find a Taco Bell or Chipotle within minutes. My burridar is accurate to about 10 meters."

"What do Mexican's put under their carpet? Underlay"

"its illegal to pick beer bottle up off the side of the road they're native artifacts"

"Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes."

"What do you call a grammar Nazi in 2016? An alt-writer."

"Now the Fine Bros are suing Steven Spielberg He had to make the cast re-act 12 times before they had a viable take for the scene"