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Joke of the Day
"I was writing a paper on my grandfather... But had to stop because he was moving so much."
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"Happy birthday Bob Marley. Shirts with your face on it are now sold at Walmart."
"I just want to thank you for explaining that Geico ad to me. It means a great deal."
"The other day I wrote a post about muslims It blew up!"
"Whenever It Rains, My Wife Just Stands At The Window Looking Kind Of Sad Maybe I Should Let Her In"
"Are you in a serious relationship with a rock? If you are, don't take it for granite"
"Warning: password is case sensitive. password i think ur case is cute dont woorry so much"
"What is black and white and red and brown and silver and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a harpoon through her head."
"What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels? A towel full of loads"
"When choosing a bottle of wine, it's good to pick one with a picture of the animal you'd most like to get drunk with on the label."