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Joke of the Day

"Lawyers Q:is it true you charge eache question 500 bucks? A:yes. what's the second question?"

"What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin !"

"What do a woman and a bar have in common? Liquor in the front, poker in the back."

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."

"Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant? Helado oscuro!"

"what did coke call his daddy ? pop"

"game of thrones is such a cool show. they should make a book out of it. [props a stick under a box to capture all the nerds that respond]"

"First thing I do every morning when I wake up is take a shit. Then I roll over and get out of bed."

"What do you call a rigged carnival? An UnFair."

"What do errant Jewish golfers shout? Three ninety eight!"